Delightful Diabeg

Diabeg is one of those places – it feels surreal. Beautiful slabs of gneiss rise out of the sea, with beautiful fine cracks running up these walls, making for excellent, relatively safe climbing. The quality of the rock, combined with the stunning outlook over the peninsula, make it undoubtedly one of the finest ‘non-mountain’ crags in the UK.

I’d climbed here once before last summer, where Charlie and I had an ace day on the 4* classic Route Two, and the Black Streak. Lara however had never been.

Neither of us had done much trad over the winter, so we thought an appropriate warm up would be to repeat Route 2! The first pitch has a slightly necky start in my opinion, but then you quickly gain the crack line that is filled with absolutely bomber gear and lovely holds. The top pitch follows an even more defined crack, and makes for some really excellently enjoyable climbing, all in a good position. I must admit, although excellent, I do not feel this route warrents 4*.

A social day out

Next we moved on to Route Three – a nice little route just to the left of Route Three. Lara led the first pitch, and underwhelming and blocky 4b pitch, then I took the second pitch – an E1 pitch with a tricky pull leaving the belay without particularly good gear (although I think you’d just hit the grassy ledge below unscathed so it is not particularly stressful), then a smeary traverse. I really enjoyed the climbing on this pitch – it was much more ‘face focused’ than other routes I’ve done at Diabeg.

Lara took pitch 2 – a streneous steep crack. The gear was good, but it did involve a steep and hard pull to overcome a small buldge. I thoroughly enjoyed the struggle, and we abseiled down for a very quick dip (we put our heads under, shrieked wildly at the cold, and promptly exited the sea).

On Sunday, we returned. Lara cruised up the Pillar in an exceptionally slick lead- a 4* E2 – not being deterred by the wet initial section. The climbing was really rather excellent – with plenty of gear where you need it and seemingly the perfect amount of holds to ensure sufficient interest whilst allowing for a relatively straightforward (in that it has no definite crux), if sustained, climb.

We them moved back to the main wall – where I eyed up the Garry Latter Special – Perfect Day. This was an excellent direct on Route Three, and involved climbing a challenging and bold section off the belay, before gaining twin cracks at the top and finally a challenging and awkward offwidth. The gear was good, although not quite as good as you’d want given the climbing was fairly challenging for E2. I was somewhat gripped transferring from the left to the right crack, with a shallow but good green totem providing the sole gear to protect me from some significant air time. Luckily – I did not fall, and gained the offwidth and began a short, but extremely inelegant struggle to gain the top.

An excellent end to a brilliant two days of cragging, and a good start to the trad season!

Comb Gully

The forecast was not ideal: despite the sun, the wind would be blasting across the summit of Ben Nevis at 55mph, not conducive to climbing.

What a beautiful mountain!

Plan A was Tower Scoop into Good Friday climb – supposedly a lovely link-up of two fantastic ice routes. On the walk in – we were surprised and somewhat disappointed by how windy it was even at the CIC – some replanning would be required. It was cold…and Charlie was faffing with his layers and putting on his boots whilst I’d walked in in mine. I was quickly getting cold – and was keen to get moving.

From the CIC we saw pummels of spindrift being blown town Gardyloo gully – just next to where we’d be climbing: indicative of high winds and generally a pretty grim time. Corrie Nan Ciste looked like it was in better condition – far more sheltered and in excellent condition. As we walked up the corrie – the wind died down, and we were glad with our decision – it was going to be a fantastic day!

The easy start to the gully

We headed towards Comb Gully Buttress, but upon seeing many parties already established on the route, we decided that Comb Gully would be a better choice. We soloed up to the narrows – and Charlie set off on the main pitch – a wonderful pitch with steep snow ice steps – but very minimal protection.

He cruised up the snow ice and arrived at the belay on rope stretch in an excellent lead. I had an excellent time belaying: watching Iain Small work his way up a fantastically hard mixed route with inspiring levels of skill and composure. Upon hearing Charlie’s loud bellow from above telling me I was on belay – I set off and enjoyed the wonderful climbing. I led the easy exit pitch and then we arrived on the summit plateau and navigated to the summit.

Enjoying the last steep bit

It was nearly a white out: care was required to stay on track. We reached the summit, and turned around. As I was taking bearing at Gardyloo gulley, and planning how to get to No4 – an inexperienced hiker said “First time lads”. We agreed he was a bit of a knob, and set off, following our bearing.

Just a few seconds later, we walked past him, looking rather disorientated, and continued to the 1200m contour where we would leave the cairns to reach our descent route. As we reached the contour, him and his partner sheepishly asked us for directions – we suggested he gets out his compass and follows a bearing we gave him – he did not, and began walking towards five finger gully, just a hundred metres or so away from our left and an accident black spot.

“It’s not that way mate.” Charlie said – at this point slightly concerned that these folk would get themselves into trouble. We made sure to give them robust directions to head pretty much straight down the slope, and were glad to see they eventually listened and (hopefully) made it down safely.

We swiftly navigated to no4 gully and made a fast descent – with the added excitement of seeing a very skilled skiier drop in and cruise his way down it in pretty sub-optimal conditions. Sadly for us – the snow was too hard and consolidated to allow for a safe bum slide, so we walked down the gully this time.

Chodd Guiding / Badd Expeditions

We had an enjoyable lunch at the CIC, and were down by 4:30. Dinner was cooked, and a beer was enjoyed – what an excellent way to spend my 20th Birthday!

No 3 Gully Butress

The Ben is a mountain of two sides. Every year, tens of thousands of tourists make the slog up the benign and boring tourist track – a wide path, never steep, and of minimal interest to the climber. The North Face feels entirely different – home to the biggest cliffs in the UK and some of the best winter climbing in Europe. At the mountaineering club’s Ben meet, Lara and I spent a day sampling the climbing on this immaculate mountain.

The day started early: unlike the Cairngorms where you can drive up to 700m, here you start at sea level and every metre of altitude is hard earned. At just before 7am, we left the North Face car park and began the long slog to the CIC hut. There was some gentle snow in the air, and the mountain looked spectacular! Exciting stuff!

Happy on the approach

After a brief rest at the CIC, we continued slogging up to Corrie nan Ciste. The original plan was Green Gully, a 3* IV 3 that looked utterly brilliant, but upon seeing a party on the first pitch with absolutely no protection on a 40m ice pitch, we opted for a different route. In the current conditions with lots of snow-ice, the climbing on Green Gully was straightforward (Meg and Charlie had an ace day on it), it was unprotectable as the snow ice did not yield any worthwhile screw placements, and often belays were on the marginal side and unlikely to hold a factor two fall. In essence – the leader is always soloing, and at times in a position where a fall would scupper both them and their partner. This was not a day that Lara and I fancied, so we opted for No 3 Gully Butress instead: another 3* mixed route but with some rock gear meaning it was far better protected in current conditions.

The first pitch was straightforward and easy angled ice: highly enjoyable. Lara made short work of this pitch – glad of a peg on the side to provide some protection as screws were marginal at best.

The underwhelming second pitch

Parties above us kept showering us with falling ice and snow: Lara had to pull herself into the wall as she was bombarded by large chunks of snow ice. I was belaying in a more sheltered spot, but was also getting bombarded by football size chunks of ice. I put my backpack on and pulled it over my head to provide some protection from the shower from above, and I was mighty glad for my helmet.

I followed Lara up the first pitch and began the next pitch: a straightforward snowy slog to a rocky band where I belayed. Lara’s next pitch looked excellent: a snowy slog leading to an excellent mixed step. Due to parties ahead, we were belaying slightly off-line. This meant that when Lara reached the mixed step, she had pretty awful rope drag.

‘The rope drag is fucking awful’. I could see that she was practically being pulled off the mountain. There was little I could do to help.

‘Come back if you want to – can still go down’. I said – not wanting to put any pressure on to commit to a dangerous section of climbing.

She paused, then hammered in nut with some difficulty, before commencing a delicate dance up the wall. Carefully positioning her axes and fighting immense rope drag, she fought her way up the pitch and swiftly built a belay. An excellent lead.

I followed and set off on the final pitch: a wonderful airy pitch with an enjoyable, but improbable looking mixed step in an excellent position. I clipped a peg and placed a good cam before searching for a good hook. Thonk. A smile spread across my face – a small but absolutely perfect incut hook, amazing. I swapped hands on my tool and reached across the rocky step to a sidepull to pull myself across the void on. Some more searching was required, but eventually I found a good hook and scuttled my crampons along a small edge. I smiled as I marveled at the excellent quality of the climbing. Swiftly, I placed one last hook and reached the comfort of a ledge. Here, I placed an excellent hex, and enjoyed a romp up a ramp after an interesting pull over the bulge.

Nicked off UKC – Kelseybisset. Another team on the final pitch

Halfway up the ramp, it occured to me that I would not have enough rope to reach the top, and there would be no other opportunties to belay: I’d violated the age old rule and passed a winter belay. I placed a good cam, and hammered in an offset. I also clipped a bomber tool. It was good enough…just. As Lara approached, enjoying the wonderful exposed mixed step, I suggested she established a belay at the purple hex: a far better position and it would safe us from being solely attached to the wall by slightly sub-optmal belay. This worked excellently, and after she put me back on belay, I made short work of the final 20m or so of climbing to the top.

Summit Views

We descended via no4 gully, an excellent bum-slide. The slog back out to the car park was, as ever, a little longer than you’d like. But, we’d had an excellent day of climbing, and dinner tasted especially good that evening.

Guronsan – Bold, Wet, Coreshot

The weather in Val Di Mello had so far been sub-optimal, with frequent afternoon thunderstorms limiting the potential for any climbing. Nevertheless – we journeyed up to the Allievi Rifugio to spend the night. The first objective for the day had been sopping wet – so our eyes turned to Guronsan – a ‘well equipped’ and ‘modern’ route up the 400m Pizzo Torrone Occidentale, at an amenable grade. Everything was telling us it should be a nice, quick, easy day. Back at the rifugio for a nice early afternoon coffee and a slice of cake, but, alas, the mountains never let you get away with things that easily.

A stunning valley

Lara quested up the first pitch – a 50m friction slab. This pitch quickly gave us a harsh reality check of the nature of the bolting on this route – run out! The first bolt was about 25m up the pitch, which is not entirely unreasonable given the lower section of the route is likely often covered by snow, but the remaining runouts were large and consequential: the final 25m of climbing, having just three bolts, and given the compact nature of the rock, absolutely no opportunities to place additional protection. The mist in the air coated the rock with a fine layer of moisture: not enough to significantly hinder progress, but enough to make the smears feel sketchy and poor. Lara inched her way further up the pitch, linking together ripples of weakness in rock to make slow but steady progress. I kept paying out rope, feeling relieved each time Lara clipped a bolt, and gradually fearing the consequence of a fall as she edged further away from them. After a masterful lead, she reached the belay.

The initial friction slab

It was my turn to lead now. The next pitch looked no better. There was a 10m runout to the first bolt – risking a factor two fall straight onto the belay, with no opportunities to use any of the small rack we’d brought. I was a little tentative setting off from the belay, but took a deep breath and focused on climbing well and not fucking up. A corner led to a bold step out right, where the first bolt glistened at me. Daring me to commit to the slab and move away from the safety of my corner. I took a deep breath and positioned my foot onto a nubbin of granite, pressing it deeply into the rock, I tentatively transferred my weight to the nubbin. I stayed on the rock, breathed, and clipped the bolt. I was safe. The run out to the next bolt was just as terrifying – the climbing was no easier either, but it was at least more secure and a little steeper and more positive. The pitch continued in this fashion, this cycle of clipping a bolt and creating this bubble of safety around you, then questing your way towards it, knowing that you are entirely committed as the technical and friction-based style of the climbing is exceptionally hard to reverse. The final runout to the next belay was larger, about 15m from the last bolt. 10m before the belay, the rock became sopping wet. I traversed 5m to the left and right of the line to place two pieces of gear: good medium-sized cams.

‘Watch me here Lara, this bit is sopping’.

I began questing up the slab: overgripping terribly in the hope that I would be able to save myself from a massive fall should my feet pop. Slowly – I edged higher, the belay was just metres away now. I was entirely committed, there was no way for me to downclimb the wet rock back to the safety of the gear I’d placed, and although a fall would have been safe, it would have been massive (around 20m). All that was left before I reached some juggy flakes leading to the bolts was a small quartzite band. Terrified, I placed my foot on a crystal and stood up – expecting to take flight at any moment, but to my surprise the wet rock provided just enough friction to keep me on the mountain. Happy days! I enjoyed the final few metres of juggy romping to the belay.
At last I could rest for a little. Lara followed me up the pitch, and we both remarked how utterly terrifying, sandbagged, and serious the climbing had been so far. We agreed to carry on anyway: the next pitch looked better bolted, and it was an abseil descent anyway so we were not exposing ourselves to any additional danger by continuing the climb.

Looking down the bold second pitch

The climbing was more enjoyable now: Lara quested up a slab above to a bulge, which took cams well and was overcome elegantly. The bolts were placed intelligently on this pitch, although still extremely spaced (8-10m apart), they were where you wanted them, protecting difficult moves, but leaving the easier climbing feeling quite bold.

Pitch 3

After this pitch, the grade dropped off a bit and the bolting became better. A few rambly pitches led to a spectacular slab, which was amazingly with exciting moves on the arete, involving high feet. A little steeper than the slabs on the first and second pitches, the holds here were more positive, and therefore the climbing felt far more secure and enjoyable. The runouts were even good craic at this point: you never felt unsafe, but you knew you had to pay attention and focus one each individual move.

After a final scramble, we reached the top. It had been a stressful morning with some serious climbing. We layered up, and sat down, enjoying a rest. The weather had come in a bit at this point: cloud has turned into drizzle, and as we had our wraps it felt like we were back in Scotland. We then began the abseils down, the first one dropping straight over a sharp granite edge.

The first abseil

As Lara followed me down, we began to pull the ropes. As we pulled it down from above, my heart sank. The blue rope was badly core-shot, and had a 30cm section of white spindly core showing. Fuck. We both realised this was a serious situation: stuck 400m up a cliff, with no phone signal, in deteriorating conditions. It would be a few hours till any help was sent, so sitting it out would be an unpleasant and rather cold option. We had to solve this on our own. Luckily, we’d taken due care to practice self rescue before the trip, so began to formulate a plan (thank you Jez!).

We had 2x60m ropes originally, and needed 2x50s to get down to the ground. One of our 60m ropes was still intact, so I proposed doing a Krab-Block: weighting the undamaged rope and using the other as a tagline to pull it down. Upon doing the next abseil (conveniently the longest one of the route), we could assess if we had enough ‘healthy’ rope to simply cut off the coreshot end, and make progress down the route with shortened, but still long enough rope, or if we’d need to continue using a Krab block.

I set off – immensely focused. I checked, double checked, and triple checked everything we did, and Lara did the same. Dropping a rope here, or setting up something incorrectly would be unthinkable.

We made it to the next anchor, and to our immense joy, we had enough healthy rope to remove the coreshot section and proceed down as normal. Blissful. Nevertheless, we still had 7 50m abseils to go. Focus was still required.

We carefully made it down, each time we pulled the ropes breathing a sigh of relief as they came hurtling past us – not caught up on some devilish spire of rock forcing complex manoeuvres to retrieve them. I felt exhausted upon reaching the ground.

Tired. Cold. Good day!

I scoffed a bar of ritter and we made it back to the rifugio. The coreshot had only cost us an hour or so, but mentally it had been a very stressful experience. Ritter, coffee, and tortellini that night tasted especially good, and we schemed our plans for the next days route that evening.

Fingers Ridge

The thaw over the last week had decimated almost all the remaining snow – leaving the Northern Corries depressingly black. A brief midweek snow had revived things a little, and put things just about into condition. Psyche was high – with good weather and uni work cast aside, we journeyed up to Aviemore on Friday night.

The weather was due to be excellent

Dossing behind the youth hostel, we spent a cold night in the tent before our alarms blared us into action. Soggy porridge oats, the joy of slightly damp clothes, and getting showered with condensation awoke us slightly rudely, and we reached the bus stop a little chilly.

Up arriving at the ski centre car park – we set off towards Snechda. The conditions were excellent – good visibility and low temps. Dreamy. The route looked in acceptable condition – just white enough to avoid the Blackwatch. We approached the base of the route via a steep snow slope, and established a belay.

The first pitch did not set us up particularly well. I initially tried to do the standard route, which traverses across a slab. With any more build up, this would be straightforward if bold, but in these conditions it was not something I felt comfortable doing. There was no gear, only poor hooks in thin turf that felt like they could easily rip, and my feet were smearing on rounded granite – not good. I down climbed (somewhat shaken), and took the alternative start for lean conditions, a turfy corner. The initial section was unprotected, but soon there began to be some gear. Generally the climbing was straightforward, except a short step which had good gear, but was run out and the hooks were not excessively inspiring. I fought my way up this, and reached a belay to bring Lara up.

Lara made short work of the pitch, and began questing up the rib. The climbing was more enjoyable now, proper snowed up rock climbing, with good gear, and plenty of good hooks and torques. She dispatched this pitch with ease and style, and found a belay to bring me up.

I then set off up a thin slab, with good gear and satisfying torques, to reach a system of grooves and ledges leading to a belay. This was my favourite pitch of the climbing- 40m of reasonably sustained joyous movement, with plenty of gear, and hooks exactly where you need them. I’d warn of some loose blocks on this pitch, of significant size that could easily scupper someone. Due care must be taken, even in frozen conditions.

From the top of the excellent 40m pitch

As Lara was seconding a flurry of snow came in, quickly covering everything. It was cold but joyously elemental, and an excellent day to be on the hill. Lara reached me and begun the pitch leading to the fingers – a slabby rib with a few tricky steps. This was an excellent and enjoyable pitch, with good positions and exposure. She, of course, made short work of it, and brought me up to the Fingers.

Following Lara – reaching the fingers

Although intimidating, the fingers were not particularly difficult, the hooks were good and by bridging between the two they could be overcome with ease. A final short, technical slab led to the top (avoidable to the left or right), where we topped out in joyous golden light. Lara was rather cold at this point, so we swiftly made moves to get off the hill.

Overall, this was a highly enjoyable route. I do not feel it merits 3*, but 2* seems appropriate. The quantity of loose blocks and the unpleasant climbing on the first pitch do sadly detract from the fantastic finale. Nevertheless – a truly excellent day in the hill.

Stunning

Stella Retica – Piz Badile

Piz Badile is a mountain I’ve wanted to climb for a long time. Routes like the Cassin and the North Ridge tackle such inspiring features no self-respecting climber could resist their pull.

The South Face – from the Marimonti

The South Face of the Badile, although less dramatic and smaller in scale, still stands 500m high and is home to some dramatic and awe-inspiring routes. The face is bordered on the left by a rocky spur which the Normal Route follows, and on the right by the Marimonti ridge – a stunning line which Charlie and I climbed a few days later. The Monteleni (established in 1935 by M. Molteni and M.Camporini) is the classic of the face. A weaving and wonderful line taking the most amenable line up the face – precisely weaving together ledges and groves to create an undeniable masterpiece of a route. For modern climbers – the difficulties are perhaps too low to be interesting, never getting harder then V+, and mostly around III-IV. Other modern routes on the face are far more serious propositions with sections of VII and VII+ – and as is standard for the area – have limited gear and no in-situ belays. For most – Stella Retica marks the sweet-spot. Generally well equipped with bolts – and with retreat possible for almost the entire route – it tackles a wonderful line, on excellent rock, up the right-hand side of the face. The climbing is fairly sustained around 5c-6a, and the route is 500m in length.

We woke up at 4:30 in the Gianetti – our noise awakening a Swiss Couple who would be behind us on the route (who later chastised us for being too noisy). After a swift breakfast, we set off to the base of the route. The amphitheatre at the base of the South Face was stunning – smooth granite slabs melted seamlessly into shear walls, with streaks of water glistening in the early morning sun.

We had some difficulty locating the start of the route – the guidebook topo was frankly awful, and there were no bolts or paint visible. We opted to quest up a grove and hope to find a bolt – which luckily, Lara did after 50m of climbing! Great success! As Lara begun her pitch – the swiss couple approached from behind…

‘Very noisy in the morning, yes. Quite route you see’

We’d spotted them from afar on the approach and joked that they’d be following us up the route. We were both rather displeased.

‘Ah man…very fair. I’m sorry totally our fault’

‘It is ok yes, but you must move fast today yes there is a storm approaching later – you need to move very fast to stay safe’.

‘We can overtake if you move slow?’ Asked the swiss women – a rather reasonable request, but nevertheless, it came across as a little rude.

‘Yes of course’ I sighed.

The ropes went tight and I begun following up the pitch. I reached Lara and told her about my conversation at the base. She too was displeased. We decided that we would climb at our own pace – and just enjoy ourselves regardless of the pressure from behind.

The next pitch was excellent – a flakey juggy pitch up to a rightward traverse. The bolting was sparse, and I was glad to have a few friends to keep everything a bit safer. Lara followed swiftly and set off up her next pitch.

The Swiss man followed swiftly. He was tall, perhaps 195cm – and climbed beautifully. He was like a spider – climbing with his hips far from the wall and his arms moving in a long, lolloping fashion. The ease with which he dispatched the pitch was quite inspiring. After our…tense… interaction at the start, we both had an enjoyable conversation about the quality of the climbing on that pitch, and how nice the positions were.

Upon reuniting with Lara – I did the easy walking pitch across the ledge and took Lara up to the base of the crux slab: a 40m friction slab pitch with no gear and one bolt to protect the crux. Lara climbed it excellently – calmly, accepting the massive runout at the top, where a fall would have significant consequences.

The Swiss wads were some distance behind us at this point. Somewhat of a relief – it’s never pleasant climbing with a team close behind you. I led the next pitch, and enjoyable 55m quest up a corner system, then over a bulge to a slab above. The quality of the rock was superb – excellent granite – with beautiful alpine flowers on every ledge. Although the sheer exposure of this face is undoubtedly less than the North Face of the Badile, and the face feels somewhat broken up, the warm glow of the sun on your back and the views out and across to Italy are genuinely stomach-churning. The crag overall felt similar in character to Shelterstone in the Cairngorms, just South facing, and twice the size.

Lara crusing

The next pitches were exceptionally enjoyable – although not difficult (no harder than 5b), they provided an enjoyable ramble up to the difficulties on the upper pitches. The bolts – although sparse – meant you were never left doubting which way you had to go, and every belay was on a comfortable ledge.

The enjoyable groove pitch.

The last few pitches were a little harder – a long corner, with a fair bit of trad gear required to keep it safe was an exceptionally enjoyable pitch. The positions here were excellent, as the route traversed onto the steeper and less ledgey central portion of the face. I loved this pitch, especially the section overcoming the bulge in the middle.

Lara’s pitch looked rather intimidating – a long rising traverse, about 45m, on fairly poor rock. In classic granitic fashion – this was not simply ‘break a small hand-hold and take a whip’ rock, but ‘pull on the entire flake your climbing on cautiously because it feels like it might snap rock. The bolts were very sparse, and the opportunities for good gear were limited due to the poor quality of the rock. Lara cautiously (and brilliantly) edged across the void, gingerly pulling on every flake, and slotting cams hopefully behind expanding flakes. The Swiss couple below were watching us from below – but kindly waited on the ledge, putting no pressure on us to rush now: they were satisfied we’d made fast progress up the face. Lara reached the belay and began bringing me across.

I led the last pitch, a bold but not excessively difficult pitch rambling to the final ridge. Lara followed quickly, and we took coils and began the short traverse to the proud monument marking the top of Piz Badile. As we moved along the crest – the views down into Switzerland and down to the North Face and the Cassin were frankly awe-inspiring. I knew I would have little choice but to return as soon as possible and tackle that gut-wrenchingly stunning line.

Happy, but knackered

We had lunch at the summit – perhaps one of the happiest meals of my life. It had been the best month of my life – and I was so proud of what we’d achieved. All that awaited was a straightforward descent, then Ritter, Coke, and Coffee a the Gianetti.

And luckily for us, the descent was just that: straightforward. After initial route-finding difficulties, we moved together down, climbing the normal route – placing a few points of intermediate protection between us. A few abseils were required lower down the ridge, and we reached the ground just as the thunderstorms the Swiss had warned us of began to rumble in the distance.

That night, after the storms had passed, and we sat and had dinner looking across the Italian Alps, the Swiss man approached us:

“Good touring with you guys today – you were fast today yes well done!”

A beautiful route, a great trip, and most importantly, the approval of a Swiss mountaineer. Great Success.

Invernookie

The winter season so far this year has been sub-optimal. After a promising and cold start, we’ve been plagued with high winds, warm temperatures, and bugger-all snow. Sub-optimal connies for sending!

Last week – there was a break: low temperatures, low winds, good vis? Uni work was to be cast aside – and the M90 bus to be taken to Aviemore to sample some of Scotland’s finest winter climbing.

Opting to avoid the extortionate cost of youth hostels, campsites, and hotels, we set up our tent in a bush in a secluded corner of Aviemore, just above the A9. Despite the pine forest, we were pitched in, the road noise somewhat damped the ambience of the forest. After watching a movie, we set our alarms early and went to bed.

The next day, alarms blared us into action. Neither one of us had a car, so we snuck into the youth hostel and began asking guests for a lift. After being turned down by a couple of folks, two hillwalkers from the South East agreed to give us a lift to the ski centre – a great success. 

Upon arriving at the ski centre, we were pleased to see there was excellent visibility and blue skies. Ideal.

The snow cover was pretty minimal, making for a quick walk-in. Corrie an Snechda was busy, full of excited climbers and skills groups.

We scoped out our route ahead – a few parties were already on it. After gearing up, we began climbing the straightforward approach slopes. 

Lara enjoying the excellent snow conditions

The refrozen snow was lovely to climb: easy and secure first time placements enabled swift progress.

We established a belay at the base of the route, and I led the first pitch: an easy but enjoyable snowy ramp leading two more intricate steps. Although the snow was helpful today, the ice was not. A thin layer, about half an inch thick, covered the rocks and was extremely brittle: meaning it was difficult to find secure axe placements and cracks were too icey to allow for good protection. Nevertheless, there was gear out to the side, and the climbing was relatively straightforward. 

Looking down the first pitch

Lara took the next pitch – a fiddly little pitch with a couple of difficult steps – a little further from gear than you’d like. The climbing was delightful – involving overcoming two steep bulges.

The third pitch was my highlight: a snow ramp leading to a technical corner with good gear and an exciting finale: a short overhanging wall. A short, technical bridging section overcame this before reaching up for some good hooks over the bulge. Then, I walked my feet up the wall to good ledges and established a belay just above the bulge. This was the highlight of the route for me, and I couldn’t stop smiling at the quality of the climbing.

The next pitch was very different in character—a short groove led to a traverse and then another groove to the top. Lara made short work of this – despite the gear not always being great—a very good lead.

Views across the plateau

We topped out into the sun. It had been a brilliant day, and as we walked round the top of Snechda to 1141, we had beautiful views across to Shelterstone and across to Beinn a Bhurd and Ben Avon. What a day!

T’ Tobasco, Chorizo, and 4* Rock

When I first saw South Ridge direct in the guidebook, I was awestruck. A 400m VS up this perfect granite crest of rock? What could be better.

Lara, Meg, Fergus, and I were camped in Glen Rosa. After a fun evening avoiding midges, we set off in the morning to attempt this beautiful route. I was to climb with Fergus. This was his first mountain multipitch. How exciting!

I suggested I lead the inital block of pitches, till after the Y-Cracks, so he could get a feel for the rock and see if he wanted to lead any of the easier top pitches. Fergus was happy with this plan, so we set off.

I scampered up the first pitches. I was carrying a double rack of cams, which whilst not at all necessary, made the climbing far quicker. Rather than spending time fiddling wires into nearly parallel cracks, I could just wam a cam in and keep climbing – ideal!

The initial pitches are straightforward. The climbing isn’t harder than S/HS, and the gear, although spaced, is good. Rapidly, we were at the base of the S Cracks pitch, with Lara and Meg right behind us.

The S-Cracks pitch is the first ‘crux’ pitch of the route: a 30m S-shaped crack in perfect granite. The gear is good, and the climbing wonderful and flowy. This pitched exemplified the importance of confident footwork on granite: there were no edges to place your feet onto, but the friction of the rock combined with the slabby nature of the climbing meant you could completely trust even the smallest of crystals. Wonderful!

Fergus followed with ease, and we were soon at the base of the infamous Y-Cracks. I must admit it looked rather brutal: a slightly overhanging wall with an improbable looking mantleshelf? What joy!

I psyched myself up and climbed to the buldge, arranged gear, and commited. Throwing my arm deep into the crack, I desperately jammed as I threw my heal above my head onto the ledge above. Rocking over, I reached towards a jug shaped hold. Alas, it was not a jug, but it was a rather positive sloper. This enabled me to complete the mantleshelf in a somewhat composed manner. I built a belay and began bringing Fergus up.

“Oscar – watch me here!”

He commited fully to lunging to the jug, and just scraped it with his fingers.

Immitating Dave Macloed on Hold Fast Hold True, he screamed “SHIT” as his fingers uncurled and he slumped on to the rope. What a brilliant effort! Not easy to commit that much in such an exposed position!

He tried again, and this time, stuck the move. Fantastic! The difficulties were done, and wraps were required.

Lara above the infamous Y-Cracks pitch

The next section of the ridge is basically walking, and would be easier to simul-climb as the blocky nature makes it a right pain in the arse to pitch it out. The gear is a little spaced, so if you chose to simul climb, I’d aim to have 15-20m between the climbers to ensure you can arrange enough gear to protect this section (no harder than Diff-Vdiff, but very exposed). This arrives you at the base of this wonderful flake, the final VS pitch of the route.

You follow the corner crack up to a juggy band of granitic mushrooms, before making a bold traverse along these to reach a large ledge, where this route joins Sou’wester slabs. You can also carry on up the corner at tech 5c.

Fergus crusing along on the upper pitches of South Ridge Direct

Here, the climbing remains fantastic, but becomes far more traditional. A blocky chimney leads to a thin ridge crest, then to another large ledge where you have an opportunity to walk off the ridge if needed. As we were making excellent time, we quested on up to the very top of the ridge. The climbing here is fantastic: an unexpectedly easy pull through an overhang leads to a chimney were we belayed. From here, simple slab padding and a cheeky mantle leads to a spectacular granite crest.

With buckets of exposure, perfect views, and superb rock, this last pitch was brilliant! We sat atop the ridge, waiting for Lara and Meg who’d got caught behind a slower party. It was here Fergus introduced me to the joys of “T’ Tobasco, Chorizo, and Cheese wraps”. We spent a couple of hours enjoying the sun and chatting utter shit until finally Lara pulled over the ridge crest just as the sun was beginning to produce a wonderful golden light. What a wonderful day!

Lara topping out

After a restful night, the plan for the next day was for Lara and I to tackle West Flank Route, and Meg and Fergus to take on Sou’wester slabs. After a slightly grim walk in, Lara geared up for the initial chimney pitch.

This was not a nice bit of climbing…

Water runs down the far side of the chimney, meaning the rock was lichenous and scrittly, and the crack flared significantly, making it difficult to protect. Lara battled her way up this utterly desperate pitch in an inspired lead (Tech 5a my arse!).

I got to the next belay, and stared up at the next chimney in dread. At least this one looked safe…

I grunted and cried my way up it. Periodically swearing, screaming about how much I hate climbing. It was strange to feel simultaneously stuck and like I was falling – genuinely an awful pitch.

The desperate chimney pitch

The next pitch was utterly brilliant. A 35m diagonal crack. The climbing was straightforward, but the crack was shalow and sloping, meaning the opportunities for protection were scarce: I only managed to arrange a few tipped out small cams over the course of the entire pitch. Have faith in the friction, and you’ll be fine.

Next, there is the supposed crux pitch, a wonderful corner leading to a small traverse. The climbing here is simply joyus, and to me is amongst the finest pitches of climbing in this country. The line is obvious, a wonderful corner crack, near perfect hands the whole way with perfect gear. The rock is clean, immpecably solid, and a complete and utter joy to climb. I did scupper my rope management before the traverse a little bit which made it all a bit draggy, but still I reveled in the quality of this climbing.

From here, you interesect with Sou’Wester slabs, where I briefly chatted to Meg and Fergus, before surveying the rest of the route. The next pitch was a wonderful pitch at around VS traversing below a massive overlap. The climbing was wonderful, but covered in spiders. Given my crippling fear of these bastards, it was frankly a terrifying. I was glad the gear was good: I knew if one got too close I could jump off, hopefully avoding the wrath of these little monsters.

Two pitches of easy cracks (around VS) lead to terrace, where the route finishes and you walk off. I was absolutely freezing at this point: we’d only taken one belay jacket between us and Lara had been wearing it, so I swiftly put on both our waterproofs and all our other spare clothes and we walked down.

On the descent, we stopped and waited for Meg and Fergus. As we waited, we looked at the route we’d just climbed: each pitch was such an obvious and inspiring feature, especially the 35m diagonal crack. To me, this route stands out as the finest route I’ve climbed in Scotland, better than The Needle, the Pale Didre, and indeed, it’s more famous neighbor, South Ridge Direct. The combination of perfect granite, fantastic climbing, and an inspiring line makes it somewhat unbeatable in my eyes. The initial chimney pitches were utterly desperate, but somehow add to the route: the crux pitch to me barely warrents E1 (good gear, easy climbing), so without a bit of a desperate struggle, one would feel some what short-changed.

Arran is certainly one of the best places to climb in the UK. The quality of the rock is comparable to the very best Alpine Granite, and the views and wild feel of the island itself surely make it one of the best climbing destinations in the UK.

The Needle and Amethyst Pillar

The Needle and Amethyst Pillar

The Cairngorms are a vast plateau, with big corries surrounded by steep walls of granite. These cliffs, dark, gloomy, and North facing, are a paradise for climbers. The scale and remoteness of the cliffs offer a level of commitment matched by only a handful of crags in the UK.

Certainly in the Northern Cairngorms, one of the greatest routes is the Needle. Campbell’s eye for route finding was quite special. The Shelterstone cliff had been for years deemed impenetrable, with only a small, and rarely repeated VS working its way up the edge of it. Campbell did no such thing. Starting directly below a great split in the skyline, he initially aimed straight for the notch. The two initial pitches are straight up. Towards the central parts of the face, Campbell found a series of connecting pitches which allowed passage through an otherwise impenetrable section of rock. Eventually, you’re reach the mighty needle crack, a 40m off-width crack on wonderful rock. As you fling yourself over the lip in a sorry mixture of relief and disappointment that the spectacular grovel is over, you realise only one pitch bars you from the summit. An easy scramble, into a tight squeeze. Then, once you have lost all dignity squeezing through the soggy eye of the needle, you are reborn through a whole in the ground in the plateau.

The needle had been on our to do list for a while, and when we saw a weather window, we jumped at the opportunity. We forged a plan, we’d go up for 2 days, camp high on the Plateau, and spend one day climbing on Corrie Sputan Derag, and the next day attempt the needle.

Being accustomed to the warmth and comfort of alpine huts, the cold came as a shock. We pitched the tent (luckily we’d opted for the 4 season model), and threw ourselves inside.

“I’m fucking starving, let’s get dinner on” I said 

Lara agreed. We set up the stove, I’d just bought a set of new pots. Exciting!

“Pass me the lighter Oscar” Lara said.

“Erm….”

I patted my pockets frantically – surely I didn’t forget a lighter.

“Maybe you have one?”

Lara searched her bags, but we both knew that we would once again be enjoying an uncooked dinner.

I had tortellini, which made for a surprisingly pleasant meal uncooked. Lara had instant noodles, which were far worse. We lacked the patience to soak them properly, so she added her sauce and crunched away. Pretty grim!

We awoke the next day – hungry. We had some overnight oats, which although pleasant, aren’t what you want when it’s only just above zero! We hoped to flag down a hiker on the walk over to Corrie Sputan Derag, and beg, borrow, or even steal some matches.

We walked over Ben Macdui, and as we descended down towards Loch Etchecan, we saw a hiker with a wonderful dog.

This hiker, Ray, was one of the loveliest people I’ve ever met in the hills. He gave us some matches, despite then being hurried at the bottom of our bag, and told us about him. He’s spent 20 years working in Mountain Rescue down in the Peaks, but worked as a lecturer at Sheffield uni as a day job. His dog was about to do their first Munro! He wished us well, and we both were left glowing at what a genuinely lovely bloke we’d just met. Happy days!!

Now, onto the climbing. The first route was Ametheyst Pillar, a 3* HVS. The first pitch was my first trad climb in the UK in a couple of months, and it was a bit of a reminder of how fiddly uk trad can be. There was no worthwhile gear for 10 or so m, then the rest of the pitch had plenty, but it was all a pain in the arse to place. The second pitch was an enjoyable series of flakes, well protected to a large ledge. The final pitch looked desperate from below, a pull through a bulge with overhead gear proved to be an interesting crux, then quickly you gain an enjoyable hand crack which plops you out onto the plateau. A highly enjoyable route.

Next, we set out sights to the other classic of the crag: grey slab. The climbing on this route was good, if not excessively memorable. The corner was wet and greasy which definitely took away from the experience, but the positions were highly enjoyable. I thought the route was quite difficult for HS, and  an easy VS would have been more fair.

We topped out and walked back to the tents. I began to have my usual evening freak out. I expressed my doubts to Lara, who as ever was sympathetic but encouraging that we’d be fine (and she was of course, right!) I doubted that the rock would be dry, and that we’d be fast enough to get the route done in a reasonable amount of time. We put a message in a yummick group chat and we’re advised that it goes in the damp…I guess we would have to give it beans tomorrow and see how it turned out.

We awoke early, and we’re disappointed by how dewy of a night it was. The ground was sopping. Surely the route would be wet…

Despite our doubts, we walked across the plateau in beautiful morning light. The crag was glistening: not a good sign. I was convinced we should go elsewhere : Crimson Slabs would be dry, and we’d surely get a day of climbing in there. Lara, was determined it was worth a shot, so we pressed on.

We reached the base of the route – it looked pretty much dry except for the upper reaches. Given the only bold pitch was the second (and luckily that was Lara’s lead), we agreed that we would be able to make progress on the damp upper reaches of the crag. We each had a few grades in hand, and the opportunity was too good to miss.

The initial pitch was rambling and straightforward to a good ledge. Many people reported finding this bold – I didn’t think it was  spaced but bomber gear was all around, and honestly the climbing was sufficiently straightforward that very little was required.


I built a belay, weary not to use any kit that could be useful on the crux pitch. Lara arrived and racked up, staring up at the headwall above. After consulting the topo she set off, enjoying the climbing, which looked bold and hard. As Lara quested on up, we were both getting attacked my a swarm of midges. I desperately wrapped Lara’s jacket around my ankles in an attempt to shield them from the hordes, it did not work. I can only imagine how unpleasant it would have been for Lara: contemplating poorly protected 5b moves whilst getting attacked by the wee beasties. She arrived at the belay after an utterly superb lead. 

I followed as quickly as I could. The climbing was difficult, not loads of gear and lots of top end 5a low end 5b moves which had gear well below your feet. South of the border, I feel this pitch would have gotten E2.

Then, it was my block of leads. The next pitch was a straightforward VS romp to reach the base of the second crux pitch. Crucially, this belay was no longer getting midged. Great success!

The second 5b pitch was pretty straightforward. A crack with good gear led to an awkward ledge shuffle. Then you arrange a few pieces, and pull through a minor bulge. Although perhaps marginally more physically taxing than the crux of the second pitch, the gear is bomber and at waist level, and it’s over very quickly. Before you know it, you’re at the belay. It felt reminiscent of the crux moves of Salluard route on Pointe Aldolphene Rey, only better protected, easier and not at altitude! 

Lara took over here, leading to the base of the crack for thin fingers. A lot of people we know have gotten a wee bit lost on this pitch, but you can actually see the crack for thin fingers (and the massive ledge just below it) from the belay. Lara dispatched this quickly and skilfully, and we agreed to have a wee lunch break here.

Sandwiches eaten, Lara pondered the crack for thin fingers. It looked desperate! Arranging some gear (thank you black totem!), she lay backed the crack before lunging for the sloping ledges above the famous lose ‘thank god jug’ that tempts all climbers. The rest of the pitch is a straightforward romp.  You can see the fantastic looking corner pitches of the steeple to your left: these look frankly brilliant, Steeple must be done next season!

Then, it was my block of leads. A simple VS approach pitch led to the base of needle crack which was sopping wet. It had to be done…

Wedging my arse into the crack, I thrutched and grovelled my way up the pitch. The gear was good, and the climbing excellent and engaging. It was a good mix of technical bridging (less enjoyable in the wet), and desperate thrutching (is this ever enjoyable?). 30m later – I stood atop needle crack. I brought Lara up, and as she set off on the final scramble, I pondered the view across Loch Avon.


The Cairngorms is a deeply special place to me – so many of my formative mountain moments have been had on these monolithic peaks. I remember years ago in London discussing this mountains with my Dad, in an almost a revered tone. The idea of being on the Cairngorm Plateau even just a hillwalker was somewhat terrifying. The first time I visited I skipped off school and we drove up from London. We spent two nights wild camping and bagging the Munros around the Northern Cairngorms. It was a life changing trip – never had I experienced mountains so big and wild. I was in awe. My Dad especially loved the Cairngorms…he’d always update me with Chris Townsend’s condition report before I went to school, and would revel in any book written about this range. Climbing this route almost exactly one year after he died was very special to me in a way that isn’t  particularly easy to put in to words. 

“On Belay Oscar!”

I scrambled up the easy ground, and grovelled through the tight chimney at the top (the eye of the needle!). I greeted Lara with a hug. It had been one of the routes we’d both been desperate to do – but it felt so unachievable. Not only had we done it – but it hadn’t even been an epic. Just a genuinely brilliant day out, and a really ace trip.

Spigolo Paravincini

‘Right Charlie, the route looks pretty steady, mostly about HS, good pegs on the belays, obvious route finding, simple descent – an ideal first alpine route for Chodd’.

How wrong I was. Turns out, the Italians love a good sandbag – or perhaps have no real grasp of grades at all? Everything about this route turned out to be pretty unexpected – and that’s why it was an absolutely cracking adventure.

The day started early. We looked outside – the rock was dry. After last night’s rain, this was a nice surprise, and we left the hut in high spirits. I hadn’t seen Charlie for a month, and had missed him. It was lovely to chat to him again!

As we reached the system of ledges that led to the start of the route – we roped up, hoping to be able to use spikes to safeguard ourselves as we scrambled along the loose terrain. This proved to be a poor decision. There were not enough spikes, or gear, to provide ourselves with a reasonable degree of security, and it only added faff and risk. The approach was not particularly easy: the topo in the Solo Granito guide was quite rubbish, and the route finding not particularly intuitive. Eventually, we reached the start of the route. We accidentally simul-climbed half the first pitch, not realising the route had started proper, quickly set up a belay around a big spike, and continued to the first proper belay- two pegs.

Here – the guidebook description simply said – follow the right hand crack. There was a right hand crack above: but it looked utterly desperate. A steep overhanging finger crack led to a blank wall above. This pitch was meant to be 5b? The ground above looked about 6c, and poorly protected. Doubts started arising. Charlie just about had signal on his phone, so we googled the route trying to find a better description and topo.

We managed to find a brilliant website (sassobloss), which had a far better description.

‘climb the slab on the right (piton visible) and with a subsequent traverse to the right go under the vertical of a dihedral; go up it and at its end move left entering a small niche where the belay is located (3 pegs+cord+quick link).’

We looked to our right – the obvious ramp feature made much more sense at the grade. I set off again, eventually finding a piton. Questing on, I found myself below a small bulge. Now, I took the right hand crack. Although not desperate, this pitch was not easy either and felt like a pretty solid HVS pitch. The gear was not the most confidence inspiring in the world, and the moves were strenuous, especially with a backpack on. I reached the belay, somewhat glad. Surely it can only get easier from here?


Charlie valiantly led the next pitch, a bold traverse, involving clipping a very wobbly piton and making easy, but exposed moves along a foot ledge. An ‘Of course it’s good enough’ mentality was required to get through this bit smoothly.

I then led the next pitch, a corner, leading to a roof. I went straight through the roof, but the route is meant to go to the left of it. It was here I scuppered myself. I saw a piton high in the hanging groove above and began questing to it. Eventually, the run out became too large, and the rope drag too much. I built a belay with some difficulty as there was little gear. I looked to my right, and exactly level with me, 10m to my right, was a belay built on pegs (old and rusted of course!), and a much more obvious line. Fuck! 

I brought Charlie up and sheepishly suggested that I lower him off to the splitting of the crack, and he climbs the correct crack until he is level with me before placing a runner to protect the hard section through the bulge (which was ABSOLUTELY desperate and a cheeky cam pull was deployed. Bonjour!). The blog described this pitch as having 13 pitons. As Charlie quested on, he found none. I was getting anxious at this point – this was not the place to get lost! He boldly led on…

‘Doddster – pitons!”

Thank fuck! 

‘How much rope do I have mate?”

“About 25m

“Right I’ll keep going!”

I kept paying out slack, with growing anxiety as went out of ear shot, and began to have very little rope left.

“Oi, Banford, no rope left”

Nothing….

“Charlie mate ur nearly out of rope!”

He still carried on….

The rope ran out. I’d heard no shout of ‘safe’, and nothing to indicate he was. I trusted Charlie, and knew he’d work something out, but it was a stressful few minutes as I waited to hear his shout from above.

Eventually, I heard something from above accompanied by the familiar tug of Charlie tying his clove hitch – surely that was him? Well, it better be. I took him off belay and felt the ropes pull tight on me? Was I on belay? Or was I about to commit to a rather difficult traverse with Charlie still climbing?

I deconstructed the belay and took a deep breath, I felt the ropes pull in such a way that made me nearly certain I was on belay, and took a deep breath. With hundreds of metres of air beneath my feet, I had to traverse the thin slab as there was not enough rope to lower me to the easy crack. I persuaded the rubber on my shoes to stick to the granite, and began the traverse.

After some tedious moves, I reached the other crack system and began questing up the wet, thrutchy grove. After pulling through an overhang, I heard Charlie’s voice from above. We’d reach the ledge system. Two pitches to go. Happy days.

We worked out where we were on the topo. The guidebook had been laughably wrong (as was later confirmed by the hut guardian), and the climbing far harder and bolder than we anticipated. Charlie had linked two pitches to form a 60m mega pitch. 

The next pitch was easy, then, there was the supposed crux. A beautiful slab with a thin crack running up it. This was actually incredibly straightforward and on good rock, unlike the rest of the route. 

We reached the summit relieved. What an adventure. The descent was supposedly straightforward. The guidebook described three 60m abseils. That was it. Should be quick and easy….

Three abseils later, I found myself, at the end of my rope, with no ground in sight. I was rather pissed off at this bloody guidebook at this point. I prussiked up the rope, and began a pendulum traverse to reach rocky spur, which I thought might hold the key to reaching the hut (and Ritter!). Upon reaching the spur, I was briefly confused, but there wasn’t really another option, so I told Charlie to follow, whilst desperately searching for a way down.

I realised we could ab down to a system of ledges that we could follow round to the approach, but this would mean leaving kit behind, and deal with a loose, chossy, and frankly somewhat dangerous gully which we downclimbed earlier in the day. Suboptimal…

I continued searching, eventually spotting a cairn. Once the ropes were pulled, we set off towards this lonely cairn. The thing with these so called ‘little men’ is that they are not particularly well maintained on these routes, and upon reaching this cairn, we could see no others. For fucks sake! Bloody guidebook!

We searched around, eventually finding two bolts above a large slab. Happy days! There are few things I enjoy as much as abseiling, especially when you don’t know quite where you’ll end up.

I could see the approach ledges below us…surely this would get us there…

I set off, slowly letting the rope run through my hands. 30m done…still no belay. 40m done….still no belay. 50m done…over a vertical wall. The ends of the rope…a small ledge, but no belay. I looked down and around – I was just 10m above the approach ledges, and the terrain was easy enough to dowmclimb. I grasped on the rocks and took myself off abseil.

‘Rope Free!’

Charlie set off, following me down. It must’ve come as quite a shock to make an abseil only to find me essentially soloing above the approach ledges. 

We pulled the ropes, and easily down climbed the approach ledges. Only a short walk was between me and that wonderful bar of Ritter. 

What a day! Turns out Val di Zocca loves a bit of sandbagging, and the guidebook author likes to drink a bit too much moretti! It was validating to have the hut guardian point to the guidebook, laugh, and say ‘No good!, did you find the way ok?’.